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Talk as I walk down the street
Talking on the toilet seat
Talking to my plastic friend
All this talk will never end
Move my mouth up and down
Wave my hands just like a clown
Long as I stay with my phone
Know I'll never be alone
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Some may call it superficial
But it makes me feel so special
Its the latest thing to do
So you should go and buy one too
Watch my favorite video
Even watch a TV show
I hope they never pull the plug
Cos now I'm hooked just like a drug
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If you feel inadequate
Or maybe youre just out of date
Hurry now you might be late
Buy this toy and you'll feel great
It's the only thing to do
So your friends wont laugh at you
Show it off for all to see
The latest high technology
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chorus
It's my latest ring tone
For my latest thing phone
Take this piece of bling home
Be their latest idrone
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